Make it rich in the music business

So you want to become a millionaire from the music business? Well here’s all you need!

Requirements:
1x Hot Chick in revealing clothing
1x Song released 1-2 years ago [to remix]
1x Guy [to remix the song]
1x Keyboard [to make cheesy dance sounds]

The end result…

But wait, you ask, what if I’m the hot chick but I don’t have the guy or the keyboard and I can’t pick a popular tune to save myself?
Well, there is still hope!  Get into your underwear, head down to the beach and have your sleaziest mate record you a demo video. Then pop that off to All Around The World records or equivilent dance recordings label and you’re sorted.  Just like 90% of the other tracks released this year.